What am I talking about??
It all started about 2 months ago. I got hooked on Sailor Moon Live Action thanks to my dear friend Carlos. Despite the cheap drama and fighting scenes, not to mention this series is targeted toward the teenage audience, I found it amusing and entertaining at some level. I mean whats more hilarious than Japanese male villains with blue eyes, a porno star casting Beryl-Sama, pubescent girls giving panty-shots, and very cheap fighting scenes where the characters do more cartwheels and flips than actual fighting.
One night after a few kidney knockers and lung punchers, I found myself on a whole different level: The Fun One. I’m talking with Carlos and he says; “I’m going to take a bath, BRB.” The second he leaves, I sit on the bed and think to myself; “What to do? What to do?” And *Ding!* My thinking cap tells me to watch Sailor Mars’ transformation and actually try to learn it. (Don’t ask me why, just know this, I was wasted!! XD) So I get up, close the door, turn on the computer and I start playing Sailor Mars’ transformation over and over again, until I decide that I can manage to play out the part. (Here’s the actual video so you can have an idea of how it goes.)
The minute I start doing the whole spinning part, I catch a glimpse of the door thanks to my wonderful peripheral view. Thinking that it was completely closed I find someone standing in front of the open space the door had left. For a second I think it’s Carlos getting out of the bathroom. But as I take a better look of who it is, I find a short skinny, long-haired guy. In other words, Carlos’ housemate. @.@
“Crap! What do I do? Maybe he didn’t see me…” So I head off to the door and there he is standing with the most puzzled face I had ever seen. And this answered all my concerns. I talked to him, trying to act calm, as if nothing happened but the air was filled with awkwardness. We talk and pause, talk and… Presto! My saviour appears. Carlos had gotten out of the bathroom. I focused all my attention on Carlos and moments later the housemate leaves. I tell Carlos what had happened to me and all he could do was laugh about it. From the embarassment I had no other choice but to do the same. My luck is the worst. First the pasta with Raid and now this….(Ill get to that on another post… =) I do strange things and get caught. *sighs* That reassures my existence on Earth.
Senshi of Shame and Embarassment, Sailor Sucks!
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